-I have a full Gale-force boner
-Gale… more like… Waaaale you go out with me?
-Don’t want that Peeta up in my hummus.
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My mom is a high school librarian who is really into her job. As long as I can remember, there have always been stacks of books around our..
“Hidden tracks” after ten minutes of silence at the end of albums
Dial-up Internet, and the sound it made
Vice President Dan Qua..
“Condolences about Neil, man. That sucks.”
“I’d like to speak with a Mr. Snotball, first name Ura.”
“Can you drive me to the air..
-Burger King wants you to do masturbation your way
-Annie’s Pretzels takes a stance against the stereotype that flexible people are..