Marcus Michalik
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Hipster Pope Names
Pope Cumberbatch VIII
Pope DIIV
Pope John Paul Collective
Pope Austin SXSW
Pope Warby Parker I
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Pope Indifferent..
Hot Tips for Making Jesus Sound Cool to Today’s Youth
Give Jesus an outline tattoo of Nazareth on his forearm.
Tell kids that the Jesus lets them experience the holy spirt in “retina di..
52 Things From the 90s That No One Misses
“Hidden tracks” after ten minutes of silence at the end of albums
Dial-up Internet, and the sound it made
Vice President Dan Qua..
Texts Received by Lance Armstrong After Accidentally Tweeting His Phone Number
“Condolences about Neil, man. That sucks.”
“I’d like to speak with a Mr. Snotball, first name Ura.”
“Can you drive me to the air..
Name Ideas for the Olsen Twins’ Upcoming Fragrance
It Sprays Two
Double Double Toilette and Trouble
You Got It, Dude
Grandma’s House
Indie Movie Cameo
Horse Amnesia
Sist..
Ph. DJ Names
DJ Annotated Syllabi
DJ Cunttural Hellativism
DJ State Loan
DJ Dean Impresser
DJ Peer-Reviewed Study
DJ Knowledge Piñata
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Whitney gets one last curtain call in the otherwise turgid Sparkle
There’s a moment in Sparkle where Whitney Houston’s stern matriarch character looks directly at her fame-seeking daughters over Sunday..
Guys Who Every Girl Thinks She’s the Only Girl Who Has a Crush On
Jeff Goldblum
Steve Buscemi
Ira Glass
Richard Belzer
Peter Dinklage
Alan Rickman
Robin Thicke
Jeff Daniels
Mar..
One Compulsive TV Watcher’s 2012 Fantasy Emmy Noms
Outstanding Drama Series
Game of Thrones (HBO)
The Good Wife (CBS)
Homeland (SHO)
Justified (FX)
Luck (HBO)
Mad Men ..
Things we’re genuinely curious as to whether, and under what circumstances, people have ever been stabbed to death with
Giant novelty scissors for a ribbon-cutting ceremony
The stem of a plant-watering glass bulb
Any of the knives we currently own
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America’s Next Top Model Recap: The Sweet Smell of Third Place
First off, let me apologize for missing last week’s recap. I didn’t see the episode until the weekend, and by that point it seemed a littl..
America’s Next Top Model Recap: Don’t Have Macau, Man!
The last two episodes of Top Model have been so low-key and normal that I’m starting to get flashbacks to seasons 2 & 3. While we’ll never..