Katie Sisneros
TagOn Having a Self-Deprecating Mother
I’ve noticed that my blog habit is to start a post with some sort of metaphor. Running when you’re not athletic is like bowling when y..
Things to Consider When Nicknaming Your Friends after Vegetables
If one of your friends is sassy, confident, and was once referred to as “caliente” by a guy in a cowboy hat at the supermercado down t..
Alternate Terms for “Bikini Area”
Groinage
Outer vagskin
Sweat trap
The v-zone
South Pole
Grandma’s pumice bar
The outer limits
The Bermuda Triangl..
If Recent Decades Were Talking Dolls
80s – “Dancing Cocaine Reagan”: Pull the string on his back and he’ll snort a line, enact a lower marginal tax rate, and do that awk..
Grocery Shopping for the Modern Independent Woman
Let’s say you live alone, have an income comparable to when you babysat the neighborhood kids in high school, refuse to let your futur..
The Zen Art of Working from Bed
Congratulations! You have found yourself in a line of work that allows for working from home! Pat yourself on the back and go grab ano..
Later, 2011: Things I’m Looking Forward to in 2012
1. The End of the World. It’s coming, naysayers. You might think we’re smarter than the Mayans because we have things like iPads and r..
A Response to “Quit Blaming the Media for Unrealistic Expectations of Beauty”
One of the best things about The Tangential is the fact that we often disagree, and are free to write about it if we do. This is one of th..
Christianity-Themed Knock Knock Jokes
Knock knock. Who’s there? Christ! Christ who? EXAAAAAAACTTTTLYYYY.
Knock knock. Who’s there? The virgin. The virgin who? Just kidding, al..
Why I Love Christmas
Hi, I’m Katie Sisneros, and I’m an atheist. I’m pretty vocal about this, so if you’re among my group of friends and family that might ..
Things That Scare Me: Fashion Edition
Mother and I were having a conversation about my seventeen-year-old sister and her taste for good clothes. Mother mentioned how differ..
NSFW: Watching Me Play Video Games
“FUCKING BALLSACK SHIT FUCKERS!” I yelled, smacking my forehead into the tiny screen in front of me.
My boyfriend laughed and patte..