Katie Sisneros
TagAn Alien’s Maid of Honor Speech for Her Human Best Friend
Ladies and gentlemen, friends and family of the happy couple, I want to thank you all for being here on this joyous occasion. My name is T..
How to Stop Fearing Your Own Mortality in Five Easy Steps
1. Accept that there is no God. One of the most basic arguments used to justify, if not the truthfulness of, then at least the practica..
Flaws That “Freaks” Have On Shows About Rich, Gorgeous Teens
Chin clefts
Parents who are both of the same race
Detached earlobes
2008 Audis
Dented cuticles
Eyebrows that haven’t be..
I Took a Nerd on a Nintendo Bus
The same day that I found out (probably much the same way a lot of people found out, by rolling over in bed in the morning, picking up m..
Five Reasons Why Ms. Frizzle Is Obviously a Weasley
1. She’s a ginger. The most notable thing about the Weasley family aside from a) the fact that they can do magic and b) they’re, like, s..
Lessons to Learn from Elizabeth I on Being a Working Woman
Today I taught some speeches and letters written by Queen Elizabeth (the first one, not her frumpier-although-probably-less-syphi..
Reasons William Shakespeare Would Like Joss Whedon’s Much Ado About Nothing
That I don’t trust Joss Whedon as a director is of course not at all the point. His nerd cred, for lack of a less annoying term, firml..
A.B. Dining: Summer Vodka Fun
Katie Sisneros and special guest Timothy Otte demonstrate how to make delicious cocktails with Prairie Organic Vodka—and also Karkov b..
My Dream Date with Benedict Cumberbatch
Benny (as I affectionately call him because we’re really quite close now after our three hour long text conversation that was largely ..
Know Your Fucking History: Marriage
In this installment of KYFH, we’re going to shed some light on the true history of a pretty controversial subject: holy matrimony. OK,..
Diseases I Made Up for the Minor Maladies I Suffer
Crankle – When the back of your ankles sting from sitting hard on the edge of the coffee table while you’re couched and watching Netfl..
Less Obvious Reasons I’ll Be the First to Die in the Zombie Apocalypse
Were we to take a poll of the general population as to the top three most important zombie survival traits, they’d probably be 1: an a..