Katie Sisneros
TagCelebrating International Women’s Day like a REAL Woman
Good day, fellow women! Today is International Women’s Day, the day in which we celebrate all the amazing advances the lady types have mad..
Populate Your Netflix Queue For All the Important Stages of Life
Congratulations, you’ve got a Netflix account! Oh, but bad news bears, you’re only allowed to put five discs on your queue for the rest of..
Misinterpreting Laughing Babies
Eensy McLaughington hates paper. Because Eensy McLaughington hates trees. Because Eensy McLaughington hates nature and hates planet ea..
Will You Spoon With Me?: A Proposal
Listen, I was hoping I could talk to you about something. This is kind of hard for me, I don’t usually put myself out there like this, b..
Which Christian denomination is the most hipster?
Unitarian: Pretty hipster
Remember the end of Lost, when everyone climbed into a church and they were all paired off into cute couple..
The Tangential Naked Tweets the Oscars: Awards We’d Rather Give the Nominees
Melissa Leo (The Fighter): Best Doily Impression
Christian Bale (The Fighter): Best Lice Beard, Best Downplaying of Douchiness
Ric..
The Best MPLS Spots to Sneak in Your Own Booze
Nick & Eddie – There’s no corkage fee if you bring your own bottle of wine, but you don’t need to tell your friends that. Make them sn..
Pageant Queen Angers Taco Community, Tacos Exact Vengeance
17-year-old former Miss San Antonio Domonique Ramirez was stripped of her pageant title as a result of disrespecting the Federal Allianc..
Repurpose Your Beauty Products
There comes a point in your mid-twenties when you realize that the thousands of dollars you’ve put into maintaining your unique version ..
Famous Last Foursquare Check-ins
Imagine, if you will, that some people who are dead used Foursquare right before kicking it. Go ahead, imagine. I know I did.
Curse of the Small-Boobed Among Us
Boobies. YAAAAAAY! By and large, boobs are pretty cool. At their most basic they are life-giving nutritional staples for baby humans, la..
Valentine’s Day in Minneapolis: What Not to Do
Go splitsies on a two-for-one at Liquor Lyle’s during happy hour, get all pouty when your S.O. won’t share their half of it with you, in..