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When I was an angsty youngster, mad at the world for making me black and smarter than everyone else, I had one consistent solace in my..
Men’s clothing: Wear a t-shirt advertising the city you’re visiting. If you’re in Venice and your shirt says “Ciao Italy,” you’re doin..
Offense: In kindergarten, I climbed up a slide with a big rock and dropped it on another kid’s head. His head split open and there was..
Being biracial is way less of a drag than people assume it will be. Apparently when my white mom was planning to mate with my black d..
Oopsies. Looks like that chocolate you just ate out of your brother’s fridge was laced with weed. Your flight is in 1.5 hours. Congr..
Black people do not love sleeping over at your house. The amount of loot American black people (especially girls) spend on hair product..
If you follow the Twitters or other illustrious publications like PerezHilton, you likely know by now that Snooki was recently paid $3..
You’re not afraid of dying and/or you are a member of People More Prone to Get AIDS (gay/black/ultra-promiscuous).
How you ..
Tap Water: I’m frugal and not afraid of yuppy germ hysteria. I am also not afraid of Velveeta cheese.
Footwear = Jerry Seinfeld shoe..
I’ve always been taught to “walk with beggars and with kings,” which basically means that no matter who you’re dealing with, they have s..
You have to quit smoking at some point. Not today maybe, but definitely before you turn 30. Smoking is totally cool during your teens ..
So I wrote A Guide to Fucking Hipster Girls a couple weeks ago and it seemed to get a lot of people really mad. In fact, I made a word clo..