Jason Zabel
TagThe Rise And Fall Of The Celebrity Blogger
There was a time when oversharing on the Internet was still novel, and readers logged into a blog expecting to see the personal detail..
The Ten Sexiest Things About Paul Bunyan
1. His dick
Dude was carried to his mom by five storks. Of course his dick is gigantic. It also smells like maple syrup and bacon.
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The Order In Which Jersey Shore Cast Members Die
1. Mike “The Situation” will die first. Or at least I hope so. Kidding! Nah I’m serious. Not only is this my personal preference, but ..
Proposed Slogans for Dirty, Dirty Sex Acts
Waving at You from The Inside
When Fingering’s Not Enough
Knock, Knock, Is Uterus Home?
When You Need to Know What a M..
Calling Cards Left By Celebrities, If They Became Serial Killers
Ashton Kutcher: Foursquare sticker
Steve Martin: Crumpled-up New Yorker rejection letter
Ernie: Rubber duckie
Madonna: Naked ..
Passive Aggressive Behavior Has Really Made My Life Great
You can’t quantify the amount to which being passive aggressive has improved my life. For starters, there’s the smug satisfaction I fe..
I Was Creative In College Because I Was Really Fucking Bored
I “studied” creative writing in college. This means that most of my time was spent reading short stories and writing even shorter stor..
Our Best Guesses at Song Titles on the Upcoming She & Him Christmas Album
”I Wear My Bowtie at Christmas”
“Christmas is So Muffinville!”
“Snowshoeing Across The Park to Hold Your Hand”
”Christmas T..
The Tangential Tornado Tasting
We had a problem. Too many nights, we had stumbled to SuperAmerica at 2 a.m., cup’o’secret booze in hand, nodding to the idle cops, wi..
Reminder: Tell Gay Kids That It’s Okay To Be Gay
There are two articles in the New York Times today about about how the Anoka-Hennepin school district is dealing, or rather, not deali..
If Whiskey Was a Personality Type
Your friendships
As you slither in from a night of partying, you pick up your cat and deposit a fat kiss on its wet nose. As a whiskey,..
Minnesotans Don’t Honk
“GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY” is something I occasionally find myself thinking while driving. But rarely will I say it aloud, or show any..