Heidi Thomasoni
TagPlease Take More Photos of Me Looking Young and Carefree
Dear Friends and Family,
As you may know, Beyonce’s tumblr went live with loads of photos of her personal life. This is particularl..
Items for a “Wedding Night” Pinterest Board
Bell jar of cocaine!
Vintage 19th-century bridal sack, with velcro-sealed holes for “cheating” ; – )
Hand-painted “Do Not Distur..
If You Stare at Your Cat
If you stare at your cat, you might start to think she looks like a little person covered in fur. The longer you stare, the more you m..
Pinterest Boards that Capture my True Essence
-What I Want my Boyfriend to Wear Instead of Flannel
-Things I Tell People I “Absolutely Love” so They’ll Like Me
-For My Future..
I Only Remember Historical Events if there was a Hollywood Blockbuster About Them
I received good grades in high school, but I have no idea how I made it through American and World History. At some point, I must have..
Modern Versions of Childhood Board Games
Snakes and Ladders
Original Lesson: Watch where you step or you might slip on a snake. This game became popular as “Chutes and Ladd..
Signs Your Hamster has an Eating Disorder
Loves exercising…during the day.
Eats the entire dish of food…and then spits it all out and hides it underneath the exercise wh..
Worst Pop Song Lyrics of 2011
This was another year of horrible (yet addicting) pop music. Perhaps you were inspired by one of several ballads meant to boost your s..
What Happens to Me at Gay Bars
I feel comfortable. As soon as I walk in, and the doorman says, “Hi, Honey! $5,” I know I’ve come to the right place. Even though he s..
Biology and Romance: Let’s Be Realistic
To understand romance, I think we first need to take a look at animal courtship. This may come as a surprise to you, but humans are an..
My Car is an Exclusive Concert Venue
My car is a concert venue in which I put on frequent performances. My car has roughly 20 speakers, so it’s a very authentic experience..
Fashion: An Elective for Teachers
Teachers of the world: what the hell are you wearing? I’ve spent the past 12 weeks teaching high school, and I can honestly say school..