Dunstan McGill
TagOther Important Things I Was Attending to During the Career of Your Latest Short-Lived Indie Band
Nine months ago: One night, while I was listening to classical music and cleaning my oven, I noticed your Facebook status: “Got together w..
Harry Potter Characters I’d Consider Wanding
Cho: Harry’s first crush was our first crush…on a fictional, young sorceress. The book doesn’t have pictures. So we can’t tell her babe-fa..
What the Pope Would Need to Tweet For Me to Go Back to Mass
The Vatican doesn’t take official stances on presidential elections, but seriously, #Santorum is an #assface. Ok. So sailor-talk aside. I ..
Questions (That Don’t Have Reassuring Answers) You May Ask When You Accompany the Recluse Bachelor Back to His Pad
Why is there a condom floating in your toilet?
Did you know people can see you changing from your window?..
Words Artists Are No Longer Allowed to Use In Their Show Titles
Light
Dialogue
Rediscovered
Reflections
Tapestry
Movement
Gesture
Foundations
Merging
Encounter
Visions
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How I’ve Dramatically Re-Shaped My Mild Run-Ins with the Law
• At the age of 8 in 1993, I phoned 911 when my dad refused to play catch with me in the backyard. I hung up immediately. But blue phoned ..
My Understanding of a Typical PR Person’s Day Via My Friend’s Twitter Updates
I have a friend who works as an account manager. She is a public relations pro. Or so say her hashtags. She works in a little firm tha..
Subjects, In Addition to Birth Control, That These Five Men Are Prepared to Testify About
How to get more followers on Pinterest.
Belly shirts, which make them feel both angry and horny, and angry that they’re horny.
M..
Common Side Effects Of Being a Rural American Bar Scene Hero
If you live outside (way, way outside) the city like I do, you’re forced to get your social thirsts quenched in out-of-the-way Bates’ styl..
In Defense of Small Boobs
By a noticeable majority, the women I’ve bedded have been big in the bust.
This isn’t me bragging.
Nor is it necessarily preference…
What Your Degree of Valentine’s Day Aversion Says About You Really
I’m not really into the whole corporate, commodification of love thing: You’re working for a state-funded liberal arts college in rural Am..
I Just Unsubscribed From a Friend Who Posted a Photo of Himself and Rick Santorum
Why didn’t you delete that bastard, Dunstan?
And, well, you see, it’s complicated.
Ok, yes, Santorum..