Dunstan McGill
TagWorst Things Music Reviewers Do
Talk about themselves. No one cares that you were 15 minutes early to the interview at Applebees and learned the server’s name and had..
How to Not Get Squashed by an Angry Buffalo
First, you and your girlfriend at the time will need to decide to go visit her family’s buffalo herd out in the Black Hills on New Yea..
Things NASA Scientists Should Do Now That the Space Shuttles Are Done
• Purchase space LEGOs, make big space shuttle launch pads in their parents’ basements, and cry themselves to sleep each night in deep..
If a Top 40 DJ Went to Work for Minnesota Public Radio
On News: Hey is this thing on? Turn me up! Turn me up, Johnny! Yo, it’s DJ Lazer, no rant, no slant, just making puddles in your pants..
90’s Equivalents of This Year’s Pitchfork Lineup
Ok, 90’s music mostly sucked. It was sincere and ooey-gooey, full of people in cargo tanks strumming guitars and loving fun and loving..
American History Through the Eyes of Asshole “Put it in Perspective” Facebook Statuses
Declaration of Independence. Guess we got ourselves a real country now. Don’t come crying to me when the mule tax goes up by double. (44 l..
What Archaeologists Will Find in a “USA” Dig Site in 2,500 Years
1. Pissing Boy Decals. You’ve likely seen the badly drawn boy pissing on a Chevrolet sign/Polaris snowmobile/state of Wisconsin. G..
I am a Farmer-Blogger
I was attending night classes for my associate’s in business in Sioux Falls. But fuck that. Now, thanks to the Internet, and a self-ha..
If Font Faces Were Lovers
Times-New Roman: He’s the default for every college freshman. You don’t even like him, but he’s there, you’re drunk/writing a term pap..
How to Meet Jeff Timmons of 98 Degrees
First, make certain through cronyism that the yet-undiscovered buzzband of which you’re a member is playing a large public park in a r..
Some Hard Truths About Babies
Babies tend to be cute and short, but often they just sort of giggle and grab at invisible shapes in the air with their squishy, fatty-p..
People in the Looming Minnesota State Government Shutdown, as Played by Characters in a McDonald’s Happy Meal
Grimace, as Governor Dayton – His voice is garbly, he has a mysterious, convoluted past that no one wants to talk about, and he looks ..