Tag: Crispin Best
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Your 5-Year Plan
year one starts i don’t know some time this week clip your toenails in a more gentle way and feel beautiful spend some time following people around the freezer aisles at the supermarket and feel beautiful grow dahlias or steal dahlias from someone, just make sure you have dahlias to leave around the place and…
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Creepiest Meats
Pate: Pate is like meat frosting. Except when you eat frosting you want it to taste like sugar and not how your mouth tastes after eating a pile of bacon at brunch and pausing every 30 minutes to smoke cigarettes. Also, frosting isn’t grainy and usually comes in pleasurable colors like pink or white. Pate…
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What These Dogs Would Be Into if They Followed “The Handkerchief Code”
Don’t know what the gay handkerchief code is? Get thee to this Wikipedia article, stat. (Does Encyclopedia Britannica have an entry like this? We doubt it.) But what about the innocent pups? This is what they secretly want: –Crispin Best 0 likes