Tag: Courtney Algeo
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Types of Juggalos
Thuggalo: A tough-ass ninja who doesn’t take shit from anybody. Likely to be found on the receiving end of a “FAM-I-LY” chant, usually called out to break up a fight. He walks with a fake limp, and maybe carries a cane with a joker head at the handle. Definitely has a giant, gold Hatchet man…
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Seven Things My Period Has Taught Me
Only recently have I come to terms with the fact that one week every month for the next 30 years or so my vagina is going to leak blood in an uncomfortable and uncontrollable way. I’ve always seen this as an affront to my personal freedom to do things like go swimming whenever I want,…
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Annoying things you’re hopefully not doing at coffee shops
Camping out. Spreading an efficiency apartment full of personal belongings all over a table, counter, or couch, then taking a nap. Tipping with coupons for free dance classes. Or any coupons. Waiting in line for several minutes, but not looking at the menu to decide what you want until you get to the counter. It’s…