Some brilliant bastard convinced humans they need to pay exorbitant amounts of money for big sheets of toilet paper to put inside boxes.

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hey people who treat their pets like children your dog would eat your dead body and your cat would watch

— Sarah Beattie (@nachosarah) ..

if you wanna be my lover, gotta get with my friends. and the trickier part: slam your body down and wind it all around.

— Emily Cain (@..

Hangovers, am I right? Who woulda thunk that abusing a depressant in pursuit of happiness would make you feel so crappy?

— Natalie Shur..

Some patients are going to die, & you have to learn to accept that. It’s just part of being an extremely bad chiropractor.

— blake (@Le..