Becky Lang
TagWhat a PalinDrone might look like
In her post about Miss America, Katie Sisneros invented something called PalinDrones, “a collection of male honeybees all dolled up to loo..
Canada – How to Give Your Target the Love it Deserves, and Not an Ounce More
The first Target ever, in Roseville, MN, is within driving distance of The Tangential’s headquarters*. Now, we didn’t grow up next to Ju..
Tangential How-To Guide: How to Cry
Crying is when human beings leak from their eyes in order to rid their heads of a dangerous salt substance that, if left unexpelled, cau..
Things I Was Doing While I Wasn't at the Thing
I know that everyone was at Love Power Church last night, getting drunk and propping the door back onto the ladies room and tweeting “Sl..
Reimagining The Scale
Kellogg is launching an ad campaign where women step on scales that show words of encouragement instead of numbers. YOU CAN DO IT! YOU C..
So You Want to Write in a Secret Code?
Do you ever get mad at the alphabet? Do you feel like it could give you more? Like the letter “e” just isn’t “e” enough for you? Me too…
Hot Button Hernando and the Missing Snack
Mary finds that one of her favorite treats is completely undocumented on the Internet. She searches many sites, tries several spellings ..
An Imagined Dialogue with a Critical Thinker, Regarding Problems with My End of the World Piece
CT: Becky, Treatsa Pizzas don’t exist anymore.
Me: Well, for the last week of EARTH, I think Dairy Queen would bring them back.
CT: Bu..
Things I would realistically end up doing if I knew it were the last week of planet earth
I know I’m supposed to say I would have sex with the closest stranger I could find that resembled Johnny Depp, or shoot a bunch of her..