Apocalypse
TagHow the World is Going to Go Further to Hell in the Next 20 Years, According to Literary Fiction Set in the Near Future
Teenagers’ acronyms will become increasingly baroque and esoteric, a code that anyone over 30 is helpless to decipher.
Written lang..
Things the Antichrist Will Reveal Himself By Saying
“I don’t drink coffee.”
“I’m a social media marketing guru.”
“My Crocs need more Jibbitz.”
“Do Tegan and Sara ever hook up wi..
5 Reasons Humanity Should Not Be Doomed and Condemned to Hell by God
1. We invented the iPad.
How many angels up there in heaven plucking at harps and eating cream cheese on clouds invented a super tab..
Products Expected to Go Down in Value After the Rapture
Products Expected to Go Down in Value After the Rapture
1. Ann Coulter books
2. Seasons of One Tree Hill
3. Ralph Lauren’s Polo l..
Death of a Meme: The 5 Stages of Grief
1. Feeling Lamestream
Your meme used to be your inside joke with your drinking/weed/Gchat friends, but suddenly all these boring peop..
Awesome/Horrible Things From My Childhood That Technology Will Kill
Book Orders
Nothing was better then paging through the shadily printed catalogues in search of the rad Goosebumps book caddy, or wo..
Why Apple Stores Are Like Space Ships, and Why I’m Afraid of Both of Them
I have an iPhone, which remains super glued to my hand roughly twenty out of the twenty-four hours in a day. And like any good urban t..
Pros and Cons of Electing One of These Minnesotans for Prez
Michele Bachmann
Pros:
Can hypnotize polar bears with one gaze
Turns naughty children into salt statues
Speaks Parseltongue
Farts..
Is The Moon Going to Kill Us All?
The short answer just might be “yes.”
Last night I went to bed after falling asleep watching 3rd Rock from the Sun and drinking whi..
A Guide to 21st Century Fears
Supermoons: While this sounds both delicious (lime-flavored?) and fun (is it the latest indie band/inflatable playground accessory?), Su..
Which Christian denomination is the most hipster?
Unitarian: Pretty hipster
Remember the end of Lost, when everyone climbed into a church and they were all paired off into cute couple..
Does the Overbearing Presence of Hipsters Signify a Period of Cultural Change?
I remember when the dominant counter-culture at my college, the University of Minnesota, switched from hippies to hipsters. The first ..