Sleep is when human beings, cats and possibly some other species close their eyes and practice death. They usually like to do this while..
Dear Mr. Vader:
We regret to inform you that your application for adoption of a Cabbage Patch Kid has been denied. As you are no doubt..
Inspired by the movie Black Swan, pairing real-life celebrities in white swan/black swan combinations has become a popular party game am..
The Orange and Navy Blue team won the Big Championship last night, defeating the Green and Yellow team that also plays the same sport…
Minneapolis, Jan 11, 2010. Top news source WinkyLinks has released a classified list of the most coveted and fertile people in the small..
I get a happy feeling when watching infomercials. They are a playplace of miraculous noodles, people whose buttons have popped off their p..
A banana peel is left lying on the ground. What happens next?
a. A plane crashes into it.
b. Someone likes it.
c. Snacks the Cat poops o..
All relationships can be boiled down to five stages of Netflix watching. If this does not apply to you, you are highly irregular, and yo..
–Jason Zabel used to paint his nails with clear ..
Some humans are not blessed with the ability to consume fourteen PBRs in one night and wow a room full of potential sexual partners by pe..
Do you ever get mad at the alphabet? Do you feel like it could give you more? Like the letter “e” just isn’t “e” enough for you? Me too…
Memes are to the Internet as Amanda Bynes is to Nickelodeon: the bewildering and unholy offspring of something I find generally pretty nif..