Jay Gabler's Guatemala: Journey of the soul takes a wrong turn
“Welcome to Guatemala! May I see your passport?”
“Yes. Thank you.”
“Is this your first time in Guatemala?”
“Yes. I’m thrilled to be h..
Myers-Briggs Dating Field Guide
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Why you want one:They’ll sit inside and read Dostoevsky with you on a rainy day, they’re good curators of interests and they’ll f..
How to Be an Average-Looking Male
1. On the weekends, make polo shirts and khakis your standard outfit. In the summer pair this ensemble with Teva or Keen sandals, in wint..
Birthing Methods Too Avant-Garde to Actually Exist
As soon as a lady gets invaded by a zygote, she starts considering birthing methods. Choosing the right method is like picking the right ..
A Gen-Y Update to the Proust Questionnaire
The Proust Questionnaire is a series of questions that Vanity Fair asks Important People and various unimportant people ask themselves a..
Sensitive Men vs. Insensitive Men: Who Handles Common Relationship Situations in a Sexier Manner?
In response to a discussion about Mick Fleetwood getting down with Stevie Nicks by being the shoulder for her to cry on when things went..
Mash-up personal ads: Harvard Magazine and Craigslist
Bright, captivating, affectionate artist and outdoor adventurer. Graceful, natural athlete, leggy slim figure, easygoing great looks, 49..
CenterPoint Energy Letter of Gratitude to Genghis Khan
Dear Mr. Khan,
Thank you for choosing CenterPoint as your Minneapolis/St. Paul area energy provider. We are committed to providing you wi..
How To Be an Average Looking Female
1. Wear jeans with everything. It will become really obvious, and people will comment on it, and when they do you can respond that it’s j..
An Uneducated Imagining of a "Living with Bedbugs" Saga Pt. 2
Read the first part here.
I walked over to my closet to see what possibly violent objects I already owned. Fireworks. A rake. A Roomba…
Tangential Town: Inside The Tangential Theme Park
We are pleased to announce that today at Happy Hour, Mayor Roy D. Buol will cut the ribbon to officially open Tangential Town, our new t..
A Defense of Neckties
Ladies and Gentlemen, I understand why you may find the necktie distasteful. It has been abused by corporate intentions, slandered as a ..