I get a happy feeling when watching infomercials. They are a playplace of miraculous noodles, people whose buttons have popped off their p..
A banana peel is left lying on the ground. What happens next?
a. A plane crashes into it.
b. Someone likes it.
c. Snacks the Cat poops o..
All relationships can be boiled down to five stages of Netflix watching. If this does not apply to you, you are highly irregular, and yo..
–Jason Zabel used to paint his nails with clear ..
Some humans are not blessed with the ability to consume fourteen PBRs in one night and wow a room full of potential sexual partners by pe..
Do you ever get mad at the alphabet? Do you feel like it could give you more? Like the letter “e” just isn’t “e” enough for you? Me too…
Memes are to the Internet as Amanda Bynes is to Nickelodeon: the bewildering and unholy offspring of something I find generally pretty nif..
It didn’t have to be this way, I think, as another man’s wife dances next to me on the stage of the 501 Club. It didn’t have to end this..
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–Katie Sisneros totally fell in love with Mark Mallman at the First Avenue 40th birthday show.
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Mary finds that one of her favorite treats is completely undocumented on the Internet. She searches many sites, tries several spellings ..