Valentine’s Day in Minneapolis: What Not to Do
Go splitsies on a two-for-one at Liquor Lyle’s during happy hour, get all pouty when your S.O. won’t share their half of it with you, in..
Sources of Valentine’s Day stress, from ages 5 to 80
5: How do I get that girl to quit chasing me around the playground asking for a Valentine’s Day kiss?
10: This box of 25 Transform..
Valentine’s Day Horoscopes
These are completely made up, but so are the real ones. That doesn’t mean you shouldn’t take yours hyper-personally and plan your day ..
Ten Things Lady Gaga Might Have Been Doing in That Egg
1. Face Timing with her overlords from the future.
2. Making up her own language, which uses only vowels and has 69 different words..
“Justin Bieber: Never Say Never”: A giant 3D encounter with the Jesus of Pop
As my coblogger Sarah Heuer and I walked out of the preview screening of Justin Bieber: Never Say Never on Wednesday night, a publicity re..
If items from PristinePlanet.com came in the same shades as Kara Nesvig’s nail polish
Commander in Chic Men’s Eco-Friendly Hemp Organic Cotton Crew T-Shirt
Playa del Platinum Bulk Seaweed
Back Shatter Biodegradable..
Major Holidays Ordered By Sexiness
1. Valentine’s Day
St. Valentine was the patron saint of many things, most notably dinner reservations, novelty condoms and occasio..
Celebrity Posters For Your Hipstery Bedroom
-Jason Zabel will never buy farts
2011’s ten strangest tweets mentioning my name
January 1: Alerted by my tip, @MinneapolisMaps helps you find dirty dancing in the early hours of New Year’s Day.
January 2: We..
The Invisible Hand of Hotness
Just like its counterpart, capitalism, hotness too arranges itself so predictably that it’s as if an invisible hand is controlling thi..
The ten commandments of toilet paper
1. The leading edge of the roll cometh from over, not under. Only cat owners may be exempted from this commandment.
2. When thou fi..
X-RATED Valentines
Valentine’s Day as a grown up is tough. It’s not just about putting a Power Ranger card with a Ring Pop attached to it in all your classma..