Famous Last Foursquare Check-ins
Imagine, if you will, that some people who are dead used Foursquare right before kicking it. Go ahead, imagine. I know I did.
An Imagined Conversation Between Beyonce and Diplo
The internet is ablaze with rumors that Diplo will be working alongside Beyonce on the singer’s upcoming 4th studio album. Sources say t..
Ye Olde Celebrity Playlists
Have you ever looked at the celebrity playlists on iTunes? They’re dullsville and so are the celebs who endorse them. (Ex: “Your Love ..
A Reflection on My Childhood – Sponsored by The C.C. Club’s Bloody Mary
When I was a child, my best friend Jenny complimented me like celery salt compliments a glass rim. We did everything together – flips ..
Public safety warnings in the form of passive-aggressive tweets
Maybe if you hadn’t used that plastic bag as a toy, you wouldn’t be so DEAD right now, dumbass.
Who the fuck uses a Lake Superior place..
Cream Puff Babies: Mouth Barf
Presenting, some Bonsai Cats shit for the new millenium. Micro-preemies, chimp babies – all kinds of things you never wanted in doll form…
The Tangential Gets Tussed Up and Live Tweets ‘The Little Mermaid’
Last night, celebrity Har Mar Superstar took acid and went to a screening of Justin Bieber’s movie–in 3D. He live tweeted the event for..
Curse of the Small-Boobed Among Us
Boobies. YAAAAAAY! By and large, boobs are pretty cool. At their most basic they are life-giving nutritional staples for baby humans, la..
Our Monetization Plan
You might be asking, “Will the Tangential ever have advertising?” While we know that you cannot wait for the day when your posts are f..
Jay Gabler’s Guatemala: A dangerous mission
I’m starting to wonder if I’m going to get out of Guatemala alive. I’ve just accepted a dangerous mission, with the blogosphere itself..
Everything I Know About Fashion
It’s New York Fashion Week, which is an important time for people who enjoy clothes, cameras, thin people and Marc Jacobs. In celebrat..
Who is Mario Vargas Llosa??!!?
The reception met by the Arcade Fire’s Grammy win has a precedent: while no one got around to collecting them on Tumblr, social media ..