Dear Mr. Bus Driver Man:
Let me preface this by saying that you’re probably a really great guy. You probably have two and a half very n..
Yes, I know you want to come in. You just can’t. We’ve already got Belle and Ariel and Aladdin and Pocahontas and Mulan and Jasmine and ..
In their new song “Cool Off,” Swedish indie rockers Peter Bjorn and John take on the Swedish royals. “Having a royal family in a democra..
Now, I know you’re thinking about killing all these people who are giving you shit for farting. (No pun intended! Jeez! Back off with th..
I let a site called Twinterest stick its nose in the butt of my Twitter feed and tell me all kinds of things about “who I am and what ..
I was six when my mom remarried. She has since divorced again, which I always feel obligated to point out when I mention her second marri..
Zombies are people who have died of a hot fever and then crawled their way out of the grave, if buried. They often have torn-off skin an..
Zachary Jackson Levon Furnish-John, son of Elton John and David Furnish, filed suit shortly after his eighteenth birthday against his fa..
In her post about Miss America, Katie Sisneros invented something called PalinDrones, “a collection of male honeybees all dolled up to loo..
Starbucks’ new size, the Trenta, is 16 ml larger than the average stomach. Clearly the demographic for this giant bucket of coffee and..
Oh! Whoooooo’s here?
Heh heh. Hey.
Who is sitting on Grandpa Jim’s couch?
Is that Harmony? Is Harmony sitting on Grandpa Jim’s c..