Sketchbook: Popular Rappers as Kids
It’s hard to imagine rappers as kids. They’re always saying stuff like, “Once upon a time I had to strong arm a ho.” But occasionally, they remind us that they survive on gummy worms and Spree candies.
When Cats Piss the Bed
The following essay is compiled of excerpts from comments on a forum about cats peeing in improper places. Each line has been taken from..
Repurpose Your Beauty Products
There comes a point in your mid-twenties when you realize that the thousands of dollars you’ve put into maintaining your unique version ..
Words that Make Us Bored
In case you wanted another reason to give up on twentysomethings.
How to Be at One with Nature
1. When you’re eating your onion rings and zesty sauce in Burger King’s parking lot, don’t throw your garbage into nature. Keep your g..
How to Write Something for the Tangential
1. Pick a zany topic that utilizes the niche interests of 20something Minneapolis ravewavers with internet presences (20sMRWWIPs). Thi..
How to Treat Social Media like a Videogame for Maximum Fun
PART ONE: FACEBOOK TACTICS
You are drunk and also on amphetamines while walking through Times Square. You overhear people talking in gr..
More Cute Things Babies Could Say on Anti-Abortion Billboards
Anti-abortion billboards are pioneers not only in enforcing morality with militant cuteness, but in using daring blends of fonts in non-tr..
Celebrity No Exit: Lindsay Lohan, Samantha Ronson, and Pete Doherty
LL: Are you getting reception? Aren’t we supposed to be tweeting about this?
SR: We’re not supposed to tweet. We’re just supposed t..
How to Seem Poor When You’re Actually Upper Middle-Class
1. Confuse people about your car.
You know that car your parents gave you after they got their Lexus? Your car with seat warmers? Pla..
Jay Gabler’s Guatemala: A kiss from Bill Murray
As Alexx, Viroqua, and I made our way up the river, all we could hear was the braying of the toucans, the gentle lapping of water agai..
What Your Favorite Justin Bieber Song Says About YOU
OK everyone loves the Biebs these days, whether you’re a teenage dad living in Phoenix, Tyler, the Creator from Odd Future, or just you..