The first Target ever, in Roseville, MN, is within driving distance of The Tangential’s headquarters*. Now, we didn’t grow up next to Ju..
Crying is when human beings leak from their eyes in order to rid their heads of a dangerous salt substance that, if left unexpelled, cau..
You love me? Wow, thanks. I really appreciate that. I mean, that’s really super great to hear. Very nice words, “I love you.” A little si..
ARTIST: Wow! That was really . Thank you all so much for coming out tonight. Last night’s crowd was really , but you guys—whoa. Anyway, we..
Did you remember the Miss America Pageant was on? I don’t mean that it was on yesterday, Saturday the 15th, but that it is still on TV?..
Tattoos are a way to express yourself. Whether it’s your favorite passage from “Walden Pond” or a Chinese symbol that you think means some..
I know that everyone was at Love Power Church last night, getting drunk and propping the door back onto the ladies room and tweeting “Sl..
I know this looks bad, but I’m telling you the God-honest truth here. I am breaking up with you after four dates, yes, but it’s not beca..
Kellogg is launching an ad campaign where women step on scales that show words of encouragement instead of numbers. YOU CAN DO IT! YOU C..
Some cliches are becoming so old-fashioned that they aren’t even cliche anymore, just confusing. To judge whether or not a cliche has be..
A gossip column, in song.
In honor of what I can only hope will be the astronomical success of Forever Lazy adult jammers (complete with a friggin’ butt flap), the ..