When something new comes along, people want to assess it about as fast as a Number Muncher crunches a number. As fast as Pac-Man eats a ..
You have a vault full of cash, and you’ve had it for a long time. You also put a toothbrush and a minibar size bottle of Smirnoff Raspbe..
Like Lolcats, but with extinct species.
Like a knock-knock joke where the punchline is, “Pizza chronic inebriate.”
Like a rubber..
JASON: I’M NOT SO SURE ABOUT GARRISON KEILLOR.
Jason: You’re not? And why’s that? Is it because he looks like a bulldog-rodent hybrid?
January 5th, 2010. An extremely inebriated female was pulled from the stage Wednesday night after clumsily trying to hump one of the pi..
Of late, many nonprofit organizations have been turning to online intermediaries to do their dirty work online. Today, I present myself ..
I know I’m supposed to say I would have sex with the closest stranger I could find that resembled Johnny Depp, or shoot a bunch of her..
This is not cool, bro. Took my driver’s-side mirror right the fuck off. Hanging by an electrical cord. If it wasn’t motorized, that shit..
A Facebook note is like a tiny protozoa, efficient and self-contained until time and the Internet Rules of Increased Specificity eventuall..
My room is my scene. It’s my scene, okay? I’m hanging out with my people here. It’s me and my people. So if you’re one of my people, I w..