Some cliches are becoming so old-fashioned that they aren’t even cliche anymore, just confusing. To judge whether or not a cliche has be..
A gossip column, in song.
In honor of what I can only hope will be the astronomical success of Forever Lazy adult jammers (complete with a friggin’ butt flap), the ..
In order to Ouija board out the truth about life, the universe and everything, The Tangential took a spiritual letter from a local pas..
Why am I here, God? Why did You create me, and put me on this earth? I’ve been struggling with that question lately. I know You have a g..
Science gives us yet another reason why we should all be looking at it skeptically out of the corner of our eyes. According to the Minn..
Thank you for coming to dinner tonight. I’ve prepared some quinoa and bought some of mom’s favorite Arbor Mist. You may wonder why I’m d..
Public relations firm The:Hours is planting a tree in the Amazon rainforest for each copy sold of certain CDs; together, the trees const..
Sleep is when human beings, cats and possibly some other species close their eyes and practice death. They usually like to do this while..
Dear Mr. Vader:
We regret to inform you that your application for adoption of a Cabbage Patch Kid has been denied. As you are no doubt..
Inspired by the movie Black Swan, pairing real-life celebrities in white swan/black swan combinations has become a popular party game am..
The Orange and Navy Blue team won the Big Championship last night, defeating the Green and Yellow team that also plays the same sport…