The Joy of Going Out (+ How to Do It Better)
A lot of people think going out is intuitive–all you really need is some friends and someplace that serves alcohol, right? It’s easy to..
Things I Learned While Working at Starbucks
Today, Starbucks begins a campaign celebrating their 40th anniversary. In tribute, I shall tell all about what it’s like to be an ambi..
Jay Gabler’s Guatemala: Alexx makes a motivational speech
“Look at you sad sacks of suckers. Look at you pathetic, disgusting, putrid human beings. Look at you miserable excuses for sentient c..
The Revised Guide to Having a Politically-Correct Courting Experience with a Woman You Care About
So I wrote A Guide to Fucking Hipster Girls a couple weeks ago and it seemed to get a lot of people really mad. In fact, I made a word clo..
The GAYNGS Funyon
In honor of tonight’s GAYNGS Affiliyated Showcase, we present the GAYNGS Funyon.
Words that jam bands are no longer allowed to use in their names
Bohemian
Bone
Chicken
Crow
Dirty
Engine
Feather
Foot
Free
Groove
‘s
Root
String
– Jay Gabler an..
In Defense of Snooki
I’m no expert on Snooki. I’ve never even seen a complete episode of Jersey Shore. But I’m not going to hate on Snooki, and here’s why…
The Smells of a Gay Bar
You’re greeted by the sweetest smelling urinal cake you’ve ever encountered. You’ve just walked into the bar, and it takes a moment to..
A New Theory for Why Stress Is Totally Killing Us
Stress is bad for you. Doctors, masseuses and dudes trying to get you to take quaaludes tell you that all the time. But the common answe..
A hipster socialite live-tweets the party in Act II, Scene 2 of “La Traviata”
ROLLCALL!!! Who’s going to Flora’s tnt?!?
wutttt (@ Flora’s Pimp Palace w/ 23 others) http://4sq.com/gverdi
Flora’s showing waaa..
How to Go From Being a Sheltered Kid to Being Totally Legit
Age 16: Take off the cross necklace made out of glass beads that you got on your vacation at an all-inclusive resort in Puer..
If Lil Jon songs were Harvard sociology dissertations
I Like Dem Girlz: Latino Adolescent Boys and Collective Hegemonic Masculinity
Fuck Dem Bouncerz Up: The Cultural Worlds of Second G..