Ladies and Gentlemen, I understand why you may find the necktie distasteful. It has been abused by corporate intentions, slandered as a ..
1. Guys, exclusively wear t-shirts from your alma mater. Only deviate for first dates when you wear a red or blue ill-fitting polo shirt…
I have no aversion to getting dressed up. I actually like it. I spend 95% of my time dressing like a slob, so it’s nice to look good onc..
Facebook thinks I’m a drunken teddy bear-hugger. The “See Frienship” tab is an exercise in a computer editing my life. Computer-selected p..
1. Abandon all dignity.
No one wants to read about the time you drank an Odwalla juice while you walked a dog with your hymen intact. Peo..
People of America, own your ugly moments. Look drunk on Facebook. WE’LL hire you. My fellow Tangenitalia have been posting their ugliest ..
My fellow Tangentialers (Tangentialors? Tangentialites? Tangentialists? Whatever.) seem to think they’ve got what it takes to produce an u..
Welcome to the new (possibly recurring) Tangential Feature: Art Boner.
The Tangential currently has a raging Art Boner for the Metro T..
Date: Circa 1992
Location: My room, St. Paul, MN
Notes: That’s the fifth-place medal I won in a speech competition with seven contestant..
Hey Netflix, you know it’s our 5-year-anniversary this month, right? I still remember signing up for that free trial like it was yester..
I’d like to thank Elton John for having the courage to come forward and say that he feels like a second-class citizen in the United Stat..