Japanese Cartoon Uses the Nuclear Crisis as an Opportunity to Give Youth a Massive Complex About Farts
This video explains the nuclear crisis to kids by telling them about how “Nuclear Boy” keeps passing gas, and they are worried ..
Types of Coughs, and What They’re Secretly Saying
I don’t know if I’ve ever met a cough I liked. The act of coughing is disturbing, interruptive and often oddly passive aggressive, lik..
Pros and Cons of the Hot Dude Literary Characters We’d Like to Fuck
Holden Caulfield from Catcher in the Rye:
Pros:
Charming sarcasm
Hates phonies
Invented brooding sexy
Is cute with his little sis..
The Tangential Interviews Lucia Imprescia: Manhattan Toddler Ill-Prepared for the Ivy Leagues
Nicole Imprescia, mother of four-year-old Lucia Imprescia, is filing suit against Manhattan’s York Avenue Preschool for not adequately..
Things Tyra Banks Might Say About Rihanna’s Vogue Shoot
Pop superstar Rihanna is currently turning heads on the cover of Vogue, but we at the Tangential wonder what everybody’s favorite supermod..
Types of People You Become Friends with In College Cuz You’re Nervous and Don’t Know Anyone
The Nympho Who Loves Edgar Allen Poe: This chick bought all the “deep” posters she could at the campus fair. What’s up Einstein! What’..
Pros and Cons of The Winnie the Pooh Characters We’d Like to Fuck
Winnie the Pooh
Pros:
Excellent at cuddling
Babies LOVE him
Seems fun compared to that sad donkey
Has his own Tao
Cons:
Is a bear..
Alternate names considered for Tim McGraw’s “Emotional Traffic” tour
Soul Gridlock
My Stop and Go Heart
Your Body is an Entrance Ramp
Gas Brake Honky Tonk
Lifelong Carpool
Four-Way Stomp O..
Teenage dirty dancing sparks local controversy [WITH EDITOR’S COMMENTS DO NOT PUBLISH YET]
From the Charleston to the Lambada, provocative dances have long been a part of youth culture in America. This week at Dubuque Senio..
Here’s Some Painfully Awkward White Kids From My College, Rapping About Uh, College
Well this is just downright embarrassing. I can’t decide if these are frat bros or the kind of kids that run freshman orientation.
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Sex, Drugs, Melting Snow: Cool Shit Going Down at This Week’s MXMW
Mid By Midwest is an annual event where Midwesterners from the middle of the snow-covered region do the same stuff they do the rest..
The Second Person Voice is The Voice of the Year
YOU did it, Internet writers! You brought the second person voice back!
For those of you who are like, “Second person voice, w..