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Things That Make Me Feel Awkward
1. Hugs
I’m not “a hugger.” I don’t say this with pride, as in I’m proud to subscribe to a sect of humanity that considers themselv..
Tangential Mad Libs: Please Don’t Touch Me There
Woah there, ___(powerful animal)___, chill out for a second. I appreciate your ___(adjective)___, but I think it’d be best if you kep..
Symbols of the 90s
Zubaz
When I think of the 90s, the first thing that comes to mind is Will Smith wearing zubas in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Aire. I t..
My writing regimen
People often ask whether I have a particular writing regimen. In fact I do, and I’m happy to share it.
I begin writing each morning at ..
Types of People Giving Class Presentations
Students are like cereals. There are lots of different kinds over wide varieties, but they all generally have the same thing in common..
Four of TV’s most famously oversexed women meet for lunch
samantha from sex and the city: “What are you ladies ordering? Is it just me, or do ‘carrot shoots’ sound deliciously phallic?”
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We’re Interview Magazine! Interview – Kanye West by Cornel West
WEST: This is really good champagne. Thanks for inviting me, guys. Really spacious Jacuzzi! These raspberries are rather succulent, ..
Why SuperAmerica gas stations should provide America’s health care
As more and more Americans lose their employer-provided insurance and are unable to afford individual coverage, pharmacies at chains l..
Video games, I just want to sit on my ass and play you! Why do you have to be so difficult (and also, sexist)?
The first video game system I ever played belonged to my baby-sitter’s husband. My parents, who both worked full-time, employed a stag..
My Favorite Whiners
Whining is a seriously undervalued skill. What people have to understand is that things can always be better. No matter how good the m..
A Chronological History of the Weird Ways I’ve Made Money
1. Selling Games to Funcoland
So, you hit 9 and you become somewhat of a video game junkie. “Maybe I should sell my favorite Nintendo..