Things That Look Dumb While I’m Browsing Netflix
Whoa, how did they already make a movie based on a Thought Catalog post and make it go so, so wrong?
Questions that might ensue upon learning the Verizon Guy is gay
In an interview published in the May 2011 issue of The Atlantic, actor Paul Marcarelli discusses his role playing Test Man, popularly ..
What It Means to Be a Girl
You will never get iced. That’s for bros.
In your relationships, you will always become “the nagging one.”
You will receive piggybac..
Why You Might Think I’m a Lesbian
1. I dress like a fourteen year old boy. Fashion isn’t exactly my forte, as evidenced by the stack of nine boyfriend-style t-shirts from T..
My Gaydar is Out of Control
I’m going to admit it: I have an over-active gaydar. My friends have been telling me this for years after I’ve drunkenly pulled them a..
Fast Times at Hoesville High
I attended Roseville high school, which sits in a suburb between Minneapolis and St. Paul, and also on a latitude line, which is why our..
The Dicktionary
Dickbag – Similar to a douchebag, in that both are assholes, but different in that whereas douchebags are dumb and their baggery is ag..
Youth Group Sucks
As a kid, wednesdays were my least favorite day of the week because that was Youth Group day. My parents – slightly lapsed Catholics -..
Twelve reasons you might think I’m gay, presented in order of increasing gayness
12. I’m 35 years old and I’ve never been married. In Minnesota, that’s going to make people wonder.
11. My college major was early ..
Even The Sports I Played Were Super Dorky: Another Athletic Failures Confession
To round out this week’s un-official, or at least un-premeditated, Tangential theme Bad At Sports (or “sport” for our readers in the U..
Why I Want to Get Married (All the Wrong Reasons)
I was too neurotic as a little girl to have conceptualized of marriage in any normal sort of way. While my fellow vagina’d compatriots..
Does Tina Fey Know it All?
I was nervous when I started reading Tina Fey’s book, Bossypants. Not just because it has a horrible name (“Deal Breakers” was better)..