Failures of modern engineering
Gas station bathroom keys. These are so gross, I don’t even want to think about them. It’s like gas stations are in a contest to see w..
Black People: A Guide for Whitey
Black people do not love sleeping over at your house. The amount of loot American black people (especially girls) spend on hair product..
Creepiest Meats
Pate: Pate is like meat frosting. Except when you eat frosting you want it to taste like sugar and not how your mouth tastes after eat..
Iconic Images of Our Generation
If I had to pick just one iconic picture, this would be it, sheerly for its absurd ubiquity. There was a time when you could not watch..
Our guesses as to what Whitney Houston is doing at 1:15 AM
Cocaine
Listening to The Bodyguard soundtrack
Fantasizing about kidnapping Kevin Costner
Idly contemplating opening a school ..
Things To Realistically Expect When You Publish Writing on the Internet
-Don’t be offended when people haven’t read everything you wrote. Instead, be flattered they read anything.
-A lot of people will ..
The 1990s Project: Master list
The 1990s Project is my attempt to give the decade’s music a fair shot at disproving my offhand assessment that the 90s were the armpi..
Things I would think about in church when I was a kid
What if you took a box of softcover missals up in a helicopter, high over Duluth, and dropped them down one at a time? Would they hurt..
Other Things That Have Been Resurrected
Leg warmers
Mickey Rourke’s career
Bret Michaels’ access to non-stop poon
Vinyl
Chucks
Cultural adoration for the hot d..
Forgive Me Father, I’m a Shitty Catholic. Here’s Why:
-Sometimes my parents have this conversation:
Mom: How come none of my three girls grew up to be Catholic?
Dad: Maybe because yo..
Easter Special: My Most Important Religious Experiences
1. Fall 1993. My family and I had just moved to Gothenburg from the only slightly larger central Nebraska town Grand Island. We didn’t a..
The rise and fall of my Catholic faith
Age 0: Baptized by Fr. Steve O’Gara, a childhood friend of my dad’s and a member of the family who run O’Gara’s Bar & Grill in St. Pau..