dunstan mcgill
Baddest Ass Bands to Have On Your T-Shirt in Middle School, Circa 1997
Pantera—This kid named Louie dropped out of parochial school and came to our lowly public school where the ceiling tiles dropped and ..
Things That Happened at the Minnesota Zoo During the State Government Shutdown
Laid-off monorail drivers pointing the monorail trains at each other and playing chicken.
Bonobos self-fellating.
Porn night at ..
Sometimes My Grunders…
Sometimes my Grunders are fresh.
And sometimes my Grunders are two days in a row.
Sometimes my Grunders find their way into sneaky..
Worst Things Music Reviewers Do
Talk about themselves. No one cares that you were 15 minutes early to the interview at Applebees and learned the server’s name and had..
How to Not Get Squashed by an Angry Buffalo
First, you and your girlfriend at the time will need to decide to go visit her family’s buffalo herd out in the Black Hills on New Yea..
Let’s Meet Our Tumblr Fans (Part 1 of 1,000)
Liked my post “The First Text You Send to Your New Crush.” Thanks!
Endless Figment has kind of a mystical thing g..
Things NASA Scientists Should Do Now That the Space Shuttles Are Done
• Purchase space LEGOs, make big space shuttle launch pads in their parents’ basements, and cry themselves to sleep each night in deep..
If a Top 40 DJ Went to Work for Minnesota Public Radio
On News: Hey is this thing on? Turn me up! Turn me up, Johnny! Yo, it’s DJ Lazer, no rant, no slant, just making puddles in your pants..
American History Through the Eyes of Asshole “Put it in Perspective” Facebook Statuses
Declaration of Independence. Guess we got ourselves a real country now. Don’t come crying to me when the mule tax goes up by double. (44 l..
What Archaeologists Will Find in a “USA” Dig Site in 2,500 Years
1. Pissing Boy Decals. You’ve likely seen the badly drawn boy pissing on a Chevrolet sign/Polaris snowmobile/state of Wisconsin. G..
I am a Farmer-Blogger
I was attending night classes for my associate’s in business in Sioux Falls. But fuck that. Now, thanks to the Internet, and a self-ha..
If Font Faces Were Lovers
Times-New Roman: He’s the default for every college freshman. You don’t even like him, but he’s there, you’re drunk/writing a term pap..