My thoughts first turn to unicorns. Why unicorns? Maybe because they’re random and horny, like so many people I know and love.
If we quit talking about these things, maybe they will go away. Just kidding they won’t, because they are important parts of human natur..
“Well I don’t think there’s anything too special about her.”
“He doesn’t deserve any of this!”
“Well that was very strange.”
Since I was kind of a tomboy in elementary school (like a gross, mid ’90s, sort of trashy, eastside tomboy who desperately wanted a Charl..
Super Bowl Sunday looms large and heavy, like a Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade float or Applebee’s-induced flatulence. It’s one of the f..
Hey Netflix, you know it’s our 5-year-anniversary this month, right? I still remember signing up for that free trial like it was yester..
Dear Executives of TV Station That Used To Play Real Music:
Hello! My name is Katie and I am a blogger. I am also a student, a dog own..
Sarah and Katie are giving Intervention an intervention after watching an entire season in one sitting.
John: Hi, my name is John. I ..
Oh! Whoooooo’s here?
Heh heh. Hey.
Who is sitting on Grandpa Jim’s couch?
Is that Harmony? Is Harmony sitting on Grandpa Jim’s c..
Did you remember the Miss America Pageant was on? I don’t mean that it was on yesterday, Saturday the 15th, but that it is still on TV?..