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CategoryThings Tyra Banks Might Say About Rihanna’s Vogue Shoot
Pop superstar Rihanna is currently turning heads on the cover of Vogue, but we at the Tangential wonder what everybody’s favorite supermod..
Pros and Cons of The Winnie the Pooh Characters We’d Like to Fuck
Winnie the Pooh
Pros:
Excellent at cuddling
Babies LOVE him
Seems fun compared to that sad donkey
Has his own Tao
Cons:
Is a bear..
Most Annoying TV Characters EVER
Annie Camden from 7th Heaven: It’s really hard to pick a least favorite character from 7th Heaven. Between Lucy’s annoying bangs/inexpli..
Pros and Cons of the DPWLTF (Disney Princes We’d Like to Fuck)
Eric from The Little Mermaid
Pros:
Winning smile
Good with dogs
Nice flop in his hair
Best personality of any Disney princ..
In Defense of Snooki
I’m no expert on Snooki. I’ve never even seen a complete episode of Jersey Shore. But I’m not going to hate on Snooki, and here’s why…
Best precocious child characters ever
Marcus from About a Boy
This little sweetheart with a bowl cut and an endless supply of hippie knitwear cared so much about his sui..
The Tangential Naked Tweets the Oscars: Not So Prettttty
Did she take that dress from Cher who took the pattern from a candlestick? Did he take Tom Cruise’s hair? Bet Cher put up a tougher f..
The Tangential Naked Tweets the Oscars: Preeeeeeety
Fuckin whoa. Pretty.
Now that’s pretty.
14 meets pretty.
If a mermaid tail was nothing but PRETTY.
Does anybody else wa..
An Open Letter to the Creators of Gossip Girl
First of all, thank you for finally adding a black character. It only took you four seasons. Even better, she’s kind of a normal perso..
If I Had to Teach Aliens About Humanity Using Just 3 Commercials, These Are The Ones I’d Pick
The first sexual stirrings are a heightened interest in cherubic boy-men with bowl cuts.
Ode to the Guy Sitting Across from Me at Minneapolis St. Paul International Airport
That’s a very nice Blackberry you’ve got there, Mister. You must be having a really important conversation to be talking so loudly. Migh..
10 Non-Football-Related Activities that Should Have an Excessive Celebration Penalty
Having more than two baby showers for a single baby
Hiring Jake Rudh to DJ your sales meeting
Getting more than ten feet of a part..