HEY NEIGHBORS! Yeah, that’s right, Larry and Sue, I’m talking to you. Don’t pretend you’re not listening—just come on out and have a s..
Marrying your best friend is not what you think it means.
Marrying your best friend seems to maybe miss the point about best friend..
Andrew Garfield: Zuckerbro’s best friend treads a fine line between twink and man’s man which makes it particularly hard to tell what ..
- Approach your lifeguard* from the front while simultaneously scoping out the scene for safety and places to comfortably make love.
- Put on a little light jazz, pop a few Diet Cokes in the ice bucket, remove all my clothing except a “Teach Me How to Bucky” T-shirt, ..
“Drill, baby, drill!”
“You can maintain my facilities any time!”
“I think you’ve got a kink in your hose.”
“Oh, let me get th..
Part of what makes Bon Iver Erotica so magical and addictive is that the writing is just plain good. Specific, meaningful and odd..
Drinks something “stronger than wine,” letting you feel like a girly girl w/ your pinot
Hates “bourgeois liberals” so probably ..
Hear me out. My cousins are hot. Ok. And not “hot” in a Pam Anderson in Barbed Wire kind of way. Gross. And, dumb. No, my cousins all (or ..
1. You know all your junk gonna fit in that trunk.
2. Your lover’s chariot can hold as many friends as you can fit in its spacious, w..