The Prince (Snow White): If you stumble upon a random girl who just happens to be alone and unconscious you should totally kiss her. B..
So you’re not expecting! Congratulations! Unless you wish you were expecting and either haven’t yet succeeded or physically cannot, in..
Photographer: “Okay, so this one’s for the album—no, not the album cover, we’re gonna print it right on the damn album, because that’s..
I am wet for you
Motorboat all over me
Drill me until you accidentally poke a lost sea diver skeleton
I’m overflowing with lust f..
Kitten: Someone who will listen to you talk about how much you like Nashville.
Sriracha sauce: Someone who occasionally reads Vice ..
-Rashes or burn marks on your chest when you leave your phone/laptop to free up a hand for a little passion dining “table of one” down..
Geode: You’re a mass-produced volcanic rock easily broken apart by children to reveal polished crystals, commonly sold in state park g..
No crunk, except for late-stage Kanye: While lots of girls gain exterior street cred by screen-saving their Spotify playlist when it p..
I know that feminism is a complicated term. There are all kinds of feminism – some of them of are old, some of them are new, some of t..
Black, lacy wire bra with matching underwear: Your boobs fancy themselves a bit Gothic, and like to stay pale to keep up that image. Th..
-Burger King wants you to do masturbation your way
-Annie’s Pretzels takes a stance against the stereotype that flexible people are..