Sex
CategoryPros and Cons of the Hot Dude Literary Characters We’d Like to Fuck
Holden Caulfield from Catcher in the Rye:
Pros:
Charming sarcasm
Hates phonies
Invented brooding sexy
Is cute with his little sis..
Pros and Cons of The Winnie the Pooh Characters We’d Like to Fuck
Winnie the Pooh
Pros:
Excellent at cuddling
Babies LOVE him
Seems fun compared to that sad donkey
Has his own Tao
Cons:
Is a bear..
Teenage dirty dancing sparks local controversy [WITH EDITOR’S COMMENTS DO NOT PUBLISH YET]
From the Charleston to the Lambada, provocative dances have long been a part of youth culture in America. This week at Dubuque Senio..
I’d Rather Hang With Zack: A Rebuttal to Becky’s Rebecca Black Post
I don’t know if it’s his teenage bravado, casual French, or the fact that at least his lyrics RHYME (ahem, Rebecca – looking your way ..
Is Rebecca Black Ever Cute or What?
Watch out Justin Bieber, here comes Rebecca Black! We don’t know much about her other than that she loves Fridays, hates homework, ri..
Celebrity couples, past and present, who we don’t like to imagine having sex
Anna Nicole Smith and J. Howard Marshall
Annette Bening and Warren Beatty
John and Cindy McCain
Roger Ebert a..
Pros and Cons of the DPWLTF (Disney Princes We’d Like to Fuck)
Eric from The Little Mermaid
Pros:
Winning smile
Good with dogs
Nice flop in his hair
Best personality of any Disney princ..
How I Flunked an Entry-Level Dominatrix Job Interview
An unemployed friend cruising Craigslist forwarded me a posting for an entry-level dominatrix position, probably as a joke. I thought, “I’..
The Smells of a Gay Bar
You’re greeted by the sweetest smelling urinal cake you’ve ever encountered. You’ve just walked into the bar, and it takes a moment to..
Pornography and Justin Bieber
Hello! Thank you for clicking, and welcome to the Internet!
It’s likely you’re here because you’re a) looking for pornography, or b) ..
Some of My Notable Romantic / Sexual Experiences (Ages 13–20)
Carrie
Carrie was the first girl I was ever ‘in love with,’ I think. We briefly dated in the eighth grade. I never kissed her. At some poi..
Signs You Might Be a Stoner
– You’re stoned right now. It’s not even 4:20!
-You like Phish.
-You’re 17 and you work at Dominos or any other delivery pizza joint..