I am asexual. This isn’t me coming out of the closet, by the way—most of the people who know me already know this—and if you didn’t, I’m s..
Any time a drunk moron is sloshing a bottle of Bud Lite around while gesticulating wildly at a karaoke bar, s/he is probably doing so beca..
I’m in a relationship right now that’s hard to explain and even harder for those listening to understand. But I’d like to try.
I am a s..
All of his photos are angled downward. Which means he’s probably shorter than everyone who’s ever taken a picture of him ever.
Has magic powers—if you know what we mean.
Likes going down.
He disappears by morning, but he always leaves a present.
1. How serious was it? Did they share a Facebook profile pic? Had a pet been purchased as a mutual child? Did he cry when you revealed..
“Monogamic marriage, with divorce granted only for good and sufficient reasons and not because one or both of the parties directly con..
Benny (as I affectionately call him because we’re really quite close now after our three hour long text conversation that was largely ..
Girl, you’re like Skinny Girl margarita mix. Bitches on reality TV get so jealous of your jelly they want to put you in a blender.
She Reads You Her Text Message History. All girls are protective of their iPhones. It’s a gender thing, not a her thing. So she slams do..
“Oh, my, Antonio—with abdominals like these, it’s clear you’ve been playing squash!”
“Yes, I have, and I have spurned the crackpot ..
The Prince (Snow White): If you stumble upon a random girl who just happens to be alone and unconscious you should totally kiss her. B..