1. I’m sorry people mistook me for a boy in 3rd grade. It must have been a little disconcerting that the female offspring y..
Aliens might not be able to figure out that Dawn Maria Lang was born on January 22, 1954 or that she religiously follows the saga that i..
Okay, Jason, why don’t you just go ahead and have a seat right there. We’ll try to get this over with as quickly as possible. Doesn’t lo..
I let a site called Twinterest stick its nose in the butt of my Twitter feed and tell me all kinds of things about “who I am and what ..
I was six when my mom remarried. She has since divorced again, which I always feel obligated to point out when I mention her second marri..
Kellogg is launching an ad campaign where women step on scales that show words of encouragement instead of numbers. YOU CAN DO IT! YOU C..
Minneapolis, Jan 11, 2010. Top news source WinkyLinks has released a classified list of the most coveted and fertile people in the small..
All relationships can be boiled down to five stages of Netflix watching. If this does not apply to you, you are highly irregular, and yo..
I know I’m supposed to say I would have sex with the closest stranger I could find that resembled Johnny Depp, or shoot a bunch of her..
This is not cool, bro. Took my driver’s-side mirror right the fuck off. Hanging by an electrical cord. If it wasn’t motorized, that shit..
My room is my scene. It’s my scene, okay? I’m hanging out with my people here. It’s me and my people. So if you’re one of my people, I w..