People of America, own your ugly moments. Look drunk on Facebook. WE’LL hire you. My fellow Tangenitalia have been posting their ugliest ..
My fellow Tangentialers (Tangentialors? Tangentialites? Tangentialists? Whatever.) seem to think they’ve got what it takes to produce an u..
Date: Circa 1992
Location: My room, St. Paul, MN
Notes: That’s the fifth-place medal I won in a speech competition with seven contestant..
Hey Netflix, you know it’s our 5-year-anniversary this month, right? I still remember signing up for that free trial like it was yester..
It’s here! Weed that hurts your throat in a new, bubbly, fizzy way. It comes in flirtatious flavors like “Sour Diesel” and it’s probably ..
Date: August 2006
Location: Dive bar in Fairmont, MN
Notes: Inevitable future skin cancer brought to you by my summer as a lifeguard. If ..
Sympathy Hug. As one may expect, this occurs when one individual hugs another to express feelings of sympathy, empathy, mutual sadness, o..
Why does Jay Gabler look just so mad here? I’m not sure, but here are some possible reasons:
The Arrested Deve..
1. She put herself through college. Yeah!
2. When I was in 4th grade, we had a contest to make Diversity Posters. My mom suggested I wri..
My mom does not like opals. She has a suspicion that the opal necklace she was wearing at the age of 14 had something to do with her fat..
This is Kath.
She is the most cheerful lady you will ever meet. You might spend the first bewildering moments after meeting her wondering whether she sprinkles speed on her morning Cheerios.