PART ONE: FACEBOOK TACTICS
You are drunk and also on amphetamines while walking through Times Square. You overhear people talking in gr..
The first sexual stirrings are a heightened interest in cherubic boy-men with bowl cuts.
AIM chat with boys for at least two hours a day. Ask them complicated questions about the mechanics of morning boners. Do they rise with the sun? What if someone tricks your penis into thinking it’s time to get up using artificial lighting?
When I was a child, my best friend Jenny complimented me like celery salt compliments a glass rim. We did everything together – flips ..
Boobies. YAAAAAAY! By and large, boobs are pretty cool. At their most basic they are life-giving nutritional staples for baby humans, la..
Valentine’s Day as a grown up is tough. It’s not just about putting a Power Ranger card with a Ring Pop attached to it in all your classma..
It’s Wednesday and here at The Tangential, Wednesday is the day we set aside for reflection, watching Tuesday night shows on Hulu, a..
A fast food takeout bag with wrappers in it
Chicken marinating in a bag
Soggy, rotten mangoes
An ice pack
A stress ball
1. Broke my arm sliding into home plate during a baseball game when I was 14. Yep, this happened. What should have been an easily scored..
Lay in bed for five hours reading Edmund Spenser’s The Faerie Queene and simultaneously watching Al Jazeera streaming online..
The Hexagon – Yes I do eat frozen pizza a lot, thank you. I’ve had a few one-night stands in my day, but in a couple years I’ll be marri..
Do you wake up in the morning and wonder, “Why was I born?” Do you find yourself zoning out on dates, or considering driving into the me..