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CategoryTypes of People You Become Friends with In College Cuz You’re Nervous and Don’t Know Anyone
The Nympho Who Loves Edgar Allen Poe: This chick bought all the “deep” posters she could at the campus fair. What’s up Einstein! What’..
How to Be 17 and Unimportant
1. Don’t have a car.
This isn’t the most important way to be unimportant, but it helps. To be safe, also don’t have a friend who bums..
What I learned working at the Disney Store
When I was at college in Boston in the mid-90s, I worked part time at the Disney Store in Faneuil Hall Marketplace. At the time it was New..
Like Mike Huckabee, I’d like to clear a few things up
“One of the things that is troubling is that people see a Natalie Portman or some other Hollywood starlet who boasts of, ‘Hey look, we..
Correspondence Regarding My Previous Piece ‘Some Notable Romantic / Sexual Experiences (Ages 13–20)’
Rachel XXXXX March 2 at 11:15 pm
Subject: Seriously???
Were you in love with me??? Is it what you can’t have, or what you wan..
A really gruesome story that you shouldn’t read unless you want to read something really horrific
“I showed up for my job interview at , but the guy who was interviewing me was late. It was dark out, and I sat watching cars go by ou..
Why Kids Love Violent Movies
When I was a kid, I had the distinct notion that you weren’t cool unless you were either kidnapped, violently opressed or orphaned.
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Some of My Notable Romantic / Sexual Experiences (Ages 13–20)
Carrie
Carrie was the first girl I was ever ‘in love with,’ I think. We briefly dated in the eighth grade. I never kissed her. At some poi..
Will You Spoon With Me?: A Proposal
Listen, I was hoping I could talk to you about something. This is kind of hard for me, I don’t usually put myself out there like this, b..
The Tangential Naked Tweets the Oscars: Our Acceptance Speech
Thank you so much, to everyone…except the people who didn’t vote for us. Fuck you. Anyway…when we were 10, our moms said, you know..
Different Types of Drunks
The Reliable Drunk: This person knows how to drink. They practically do it for a living, and they know what they’re doing. While they wi..
When Cats Piss the Bed
The following essay is compiled of excerpts from comments on a forum about cats peeing in improper places. Each line has been taken from..