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Homecoming, 2014

I usually go back to my high school’s reunions and homecomings—not to relive my glory days (they certainly weren’t), but to remind myself that high school really happened, that it [...]

An Open Letter to My Belly Fat

Hey there, buddy. You’re probably wondering why I asked you here today. Two reasons: 1) We need to talk. 2) You’re physically attached to my person; wherever I go, you go. You didn’t have much [...]


In the short period between breaking up with my boyfriend and settling into a new apartment I’ve experienced every feeling on the emotional spectrum. I picked up smoking cigarettes again, which [...]
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