Minnesota
CategoryQ: Who is that? A: Carol Lichterman, Ubiquitous Usher
“Didn’t I see you at the Guthrie last night? And the Walker this morning? And the Ordway last week?”
My Independence Days, 2005-2010
2005
I was on a cross-country road trip with two friends. We woke up in the morning and visited Boulder, Colorado. On the pedestrian ..
People in the Looming Minnesota State Government Shutdown, as Played by Characters in a McDonald’s Happy Meal
Grimace, as Governor Dayton – His voice is garbly, he has a mysterious, convoluted past that no one wants to talk about, and he looks ..
Michele Bachmann to her children: “I’m not making your choices for you, but I’m making a rule against you taking your pants down with children whose wee-wees look like yours”
“‘I don’t see that it’s the role of a president to go into states and interfere with their state laws,’ said Ms. Bachmann. But then she a..
My sex fantasies about five hosts on 89.3 The Current
Jill Reilly: We lock eyes at a Saturday morning vinyl record garage sale in South Minneapolis. She’s looking for limited issue Smiths…
Ways GAYNGS could spend their $100,000 tour bus lawsuit settlement
Buying 100,000 bags of GAYNGS Funyons
Buying a vowel so they can be GAYINGS
Ordering GAYNGS logo thongs for everyone in the grou..
Art Boner: The Surreal Photography of Minneapolis’ Lauren Treece
Tell us just a bit about yourself, where you live in Minneapolis, where you work, etc.
My name is Lauren Treece and I have lived in..
Emily’s Wacky Wednesday Internets Round-Up: Week 8
Welcome to week 8 my crispy, meat-filled internet Hot Pockets! So much has changed in the world since our last installment of EWWIRU, do..
People You See in Cub Foods After Midnight and What They’re Buying
The entire family
“Kids, get dressed, it’s time to go to Cub. Your father’s been drinking. Hopefully he’ll stay in the car this time.” ..
The five types of marriage Minnesota will outlaw next
Minnesota’s legislature is in the process of passing a constitutional amendment that will outlaw gay marriage—but what’s the point? Ga..
A Peek Inside the Schedule of a Daytime TV Watcher
8 AM: You’re probably not up yet. If you are, you’re maybe a bit curious to see if Willard Scott is still on Today shouting out 110-ye..
Awards Minneapolis is not going to win
America’s Fewest Airport Terminals Named After Anti-Semites
Cherry Blossom Paradise
America’s Piety Capital
Smoothest City St..