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CategoryTen Quotations I Can’t Stop Spouting
“You can’t make an omelet without breaking eggs. Every cook will tell you that.“ As spoken by Colonel Mustard in the immortal comedy C..
The People You’ll Meet at Your Mom’s Garage Sale
The Lawnmower Lazarus. That Lawn Boy hasn’t started since the Clinton administration, but this guy is absolutely fascinated by it. You..
Girly Essay Collections to Self-Publish When I’m 30
Pussy: When Cats See Too Much
Porcelain: Accomplishments, High Scores and Mental Breakdowns on the Toilet
Why are you all starin..
The Worst Harry Potter Book Covers From Around the World
“Cause it’s like you’re my mirror, my mirror staring back at me…”
This Dutch dragon CAN’T EVEN HANDLE IT RIGHT NOW.
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Diseases I Made Up for the Minor Maladies I Suffer
Crankle – When the back of your ankles sting from sitting hard on the edge of the coffee table while you’re couched and watching Netfl..
Perfectly Legitimate Reasons to Cry a Little
– You got overzealous about exiting your bedroom and didn’t open the door wide enough before trying to walk out, and thus smacked your..
Worst Words and Phrases of 2012
file-sherpa
Google Loaf™
hit and runstress
IKEA face
foodness
kinseying
breakdinner
tiger scarf
middle sports
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Predictions for 2013
Melbourne hipsters become a thing
Lena Dunham and Azealia Banks have brief affair; it doesn’t end well
iOS viruses
Record pla..
13 Things We Were Indifferent to in 2012
Soccer
Ke$ha
Ancient Mayans
Pee-Wee Herman’s short-lived comeback
Gluten
Oxford English Dictionary naming “GIF” word of..
If Everyone Was as Honest as Bon Jovi
Because We Can—The Tour is the upcoming fifteenth concert tour by American rock band Bon Jovi. (Wikipedia)
Tom Cruise stars as an e..
Alternative Thanksgiving Menus
Vegan Thanksgiving: Tofurkey and soy potatoes.
Gratuitously Carnivorous Thanksgiving: Bacon-wrapped turducken.
Charlie Brown Tha..
Types of U.S. Political Candidates: A Field Guide
The young gun
Examples: Paul Ryan (R-Wisconsin), Sarah Palin (R-Alaska)
The young gun is sexy. S/he needs to have a 90% absence of p..