Beyoncé: Red Lobster
Shia LaBeouf: a conceptual “restaurant” at PS1 (livestreamed)
Carly Rae Jepsen: a Chuck E. Cheese that she book..
1. Every course is different
There is no major sport where differences in the playing fields are as significant as they are in golf. No..
What Trump Foams
Who’s the Force? starring Tony Danza and Carrie Fisher
Why Think First?
What?! That’s Funky!
Weiners Taste Fu..
1. The soundtrack will be the original John Williams music as covered by Ryan Adams
2. Emoji subtitles
3. The dark side will be bree..
Generation AEIOU and sometimes Y
The Soylent Generation
1. The Candlelit Sister Kiss
2. Bridal and Groomal Belly Bump
3. The Yellers Yell of Eternal Flaggelation
4. The Dance of Mr. Fun..
Experiencing erectile dysfunction due to mid-life malaise.
Watching Albus Severus’s Quidditch game and muttering “I would have caught t..
1. Spinning hook kick slow-mos.
2. Slowly falling in love with off-limits men while putting on a tough exterior.
3. Looking pissed off a..
All Cricket Lunchable! Cricket ham, cricket crackers, cricket cheese and a cricket toy made out of crickets.
The ~Retro~ Lunchable: A s..
The bro whoop
A bunch of guys yelping it up like the Cowboys just intercepted on the 20-yard line.
A bunch of girls ..
1. The food is better.
I know this is debatable, but Thanksgiving has been getting an automatic pass on the best-holiday-food prize for t..
Being super hot
A commitment to public service
They’re both ridiculously sexy
Both previously dated ludicro..