An ABC Family movie of the week where Scott Caan plays a high school English teacher who rehabilitates prisoners by encouraging them t..
Have you been told you have an infectious laugh and an even more infectious case of Herpes? Do you have an uppercut so strong, fast an..
You can find Iceland’s Tumblr here.
June 30, 2011
America here. I decided to get a Tumblr because my country invente..
Abandoned Railroad Tracks
On Tuesdays after school, my friends and I gather here to walk around forlornly in the Buckle’s new fall catalo..
The Men’s Warehouse Killer: Just as I tightened the plastic cord around the neck of my unsuspecting victim in an undisclosed discount ..
Thank you. Thank you all so much. This is a great crowd. I’ve been writing for a long time now, and I thought that tonight I’d share s..
You think I asked for this job? You think my momma raised me to track down the frauds and crooks who skitter across the dirty underbel..
WILLY: A male Boston Terrier
MEG: A female Boston Terrier
The interior of a house, around 3 PM. Present day.
…when he barks after you leave the house. Hey! Hey! Hey hey! Hey hey hey hey! Hey! Are you coming back? Hey, are you coming back? You’..
Just So You Fucks Aren’t Confused, That Was My Lemonade You Took to Your Gay Picnic.
When You Take Long Ass Bubble Baths I Might Po..
I just got your e-mail with the camping details, and I’m sorry, but I’m not sure this is going to work. I know I was really..
Tell me exactly what happened on the night of August 30.
I rode my bike to 847 Mount Prior Avenue in St. Paul, and was greeted at the..