Imagined Conversations
CategoryIllustrating Common Spelling Errors – Dognut
–Becky Lang coulda made this a whole lot less cute and a whole lot more lewd, if you know what she means
If Marketplace Tech Report’s John Moe Narrated My Life
This is the Katie’s Mundane Day Report, I’m John Moe. Wait, why don’t we just call it the Katie’s Mundayne Report? Because that would ..
Open Letter to the Up-and-Coming Trivia Team that Keeps Beating Us
Hey, Dudes (what, nobody to rep the lady-types?),
I’ve heard you’re supposed to sandwich a criticism in between two compliments, so..
Locals Angry as Yo Gabba Gabba! Continues to Gentrify Sesame Street
With the rent in the Yo Gabba Gabba! universe at an all time high, DJ Lance Rock and his crew of robots, cat-dragons, and twenty-somet..
Pretentious Bios of Popular Condiments
Ketchup: When ketchup isn’t grazing pommes frites at the foothills of a Swedish ski resort restaurant, it’s simmering slowly into a pa..
An Open Letter to My New Neighbors, the Bros
Dear Bros,
A few days ago you moved in, and I gotta say I’m impressed. Yes, I’ve been watching you. Yep, from the second story wind..
A Parent to Child Performance Review
Hi Tommy. I think it’s good if we regularly check-in with one another to make sure we’re aligned on how this whole “you being my son, ..
Ranking the Orifices of the Human Body, the Planet and the Cosmos
Black Holes: These create gravity (I think), and without gravity we probably wouldn’t have other holes. They also give the earth somet..
Rationalizing Your Teenage Daughter’s Sexy Facebook Photos
Over 20 likes! That must be due to the stunning composition of this photo. The seemingly nonchalant way that she took this in our bath..
Hooray! My 82-Year Old Grandpa Finally Got His College Degree…That Deadbeat Sack of Shit
Hey, sweet! My Grandpa Carson just did the unthinkable! After 82 years of his wretched existence sullying this planet, he finally clea..
Mom Blurbs: The Hunger Games, Bossypants and More
The Hunger Games
“I don’t understand why everything has to be so violent all the time.”
“I picked this one up at the airport.”
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Greetings from the May 2012 Urban Outfitters Catalog
Dear friends and family,
The Urban Outfitters team had a wonderful time last month stirring up controversy with a girl-on-girl kiss..