How are you?
Obviously pretty great, considering. How are you?
I wanted to ask you, how does..
“How was your day, bro?”
“What side’s it hanging on today? I’m leaning starboard.”
“Got some beers, bro? I’ve got a c..
SUBJECT: Free object that nobody in their right mind would want
Pile of useless, broken, and likely contaminated crap dumped on the..
Why so serious? – m4m – (inside my torso)
I’ve always been a sucker for the brooding, sensitive types. So when I glanced over my s..
Ladies and gentlemen, friends and family of the happy couple, I want to thank you all for being here on this joyous occasion. My name is T..
Haruki Murakami x Taylor Swift
-“Eating Invisible Gelato with You”
-“Cooking a Simple Meal Wearing a Simple Outfit”
-What percentage of her wardrobe would you say is from Target? 110%? That’s where I buy my dog’s chew toys and nothing else.
Benny (as I affectionately call him because we’re really quite close now after our three hour long text conversation that was largely ..
“You can’t be for big government, big taxes, and big bureaucracy and still be for the little guy.” (Ronald Reagan)
“I have such con..
I’m sure you want to jump right into life with your new Ricky, but let’s get to know him first.
Legend says that Ricky’s father was..
Vegan: Meditating in tree pose for 4 straight days while painted as a tree and then getting stabbed by the Paleo person who is like, “Wh..
Tell me a little about yourself.
As you may have noticed, I’m quite short, I compulsively destroy my cuticles when I’m nervous, and..