Imagined Conversations
CategoryVoices: Minneapolis, “Mom, Dad … I’m Gay”
Thank you for coming to dinner tonight. I’ve prepared some quinoa and bought some of mom’s favorite Arbor Mist. You may wonder why I’m d..
Cabbage Patch Kid Adoption Rejection Letter to Darth Vader
Dear Mr. Vader:
We regret to inform you that your application for adoption of a Cabbage Patch Kid has been denied. As you are no doubt..
If Your Browser Could Rap
BITCH I’m your browser
Fuckin’ Chrome to the maxx
Figurin’ shit out like motherfuckin’ Doogie Howser
Don’t bookmark your Tumblr, you ..
Welcome to The Tangential
When something new comes along, people want to assess it about as fast as a Number Muncher crunches a number. As fast as Pac-Man eats a ..
Head Convos: Garrison Keillor Edition
JASON: I’M NOT SO SURE ABOUT GARRISON KEILLOR.
Jason: You’re not? And why’s that? Is it because he looks like a bulldog-rodent hybrid?
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An Imagined Dialogue with a Critical Thinker, Regarding Problems with My End of the World Piece
CT: Becky, Treatsa Pizzas don’t exist anymore.
Me: Well, for the last week of EARTH, I think Dairy Queen would bring them back.
CT: Bu..