Dear Mr. Vader:
We regret to inform you that your application for adoption of a Cabbage Patch Kid has been denied. As you are no doubt..
When something new comes along, people want to assess it about as fast as a Number Muncher crunches a number. As fast as Pac-Man eats a ..
JASON: I’M NOT SO SURE ABOUT GARRISON KEILLOR.
Jason: You’re not? And why’s that? Is it because he looks like a bulldog-rodent hybrid?