Imagined Conversations
CategoryThe Tangential Interview: The Catholic God
Thanks for taking the time to talk with us. I should acknowledge that this is a little awkward, given that after 13 years of Catholic ..
What passages from “Catcher in the Rye” are going through the heads of celebrities on the beach
It’s really too bad that so much crumby stuff is a lot of fun sometimes.
I keep making up these sex rules for myself, and then ..
What Your Uptown Grocery Store Says About You
Kowalski’s
Hey, moneybags! It must be nice to have such heavy pockets, huh? Sometimes you just need to grab some $6 organic tonic wat..
The Tangential Interview: David Crosby
Thank you for taking a few minutes to talk with us, Mr. Crosby. Preparing to tour with Graham Nash, you told Rolling Stone that “Singi..
Generation X and Generation Y discuss the other generations, while drinking
“So first came the Industrial Revolution Generation, and they were total badasses. They were like, let’s invent everything! And then m..
More Cute Things Babies Could Say on Anti-Abortion Billboards
Anti-abortion billboards are pioneers not only in enforcing morality with militant cuteness, but in using daring blends of fonts in non-tr..
Celebrity No Exit: Lindsay Lohan, Samantha Ronson, and Pete Doherty
LL: Are you getting reception? Aren’t we supposed to be tweeting about this?
SR: We’re not supposed to tweet. We’re just supposed t..
If I Had to Teach Aliens About Humanity Using Just 3 Commercials, These Are The Ones I’d Pick
The first sexual stirrings are a heightened interest in cherubic boy-men with bowl cuts.
An Imagined Conversation Between Beyonce and Diplo
The internet is ablaze with rumors that Diplo will be working alongside Beyonce on the singer’s upcoming 4th studio album. Sources say t..
A Conversation with an Adviser
“Hi, Katie! Come on in, sit down.”
“Thanks, Professor. The upholstery on this chair is so unique – is it Turkish?”
“Persian, actually…
CenterPoint Energy Letter of Gratitude to Genghis Khan
Dear Mr. Khan,
Thank you for choosing CenterPoint as your Minneapolis/St. Paul area energy provider. We are committed to providing you wi..
An Uneducated Imagining of a "Living with Bedbugs" Saga Pt. 2
Read the first part here.
I walked over to my closet to see what possibly violent objects I already owned. Fireworks. A rake. A Roomba…