Imagined Conversations
CategoryI guess I was wrong, but I thought those four minutes of grinding on the dance floor actually MEANT something
I was adrift in the middle of the dance floor. My friends had left, but the night was still young. I was experiencing a very ungroovy ..
She and Him experiment with Twitter
Tix for the 9/1 Nashville, TN show @ Ryman Auditorium on sale now! Link: http://bit.ly/awcMHg
The new video for “Thieves” debuted t..
Boys
As the kitchen sink filled with hot water, Hannah looked out the cabin window at the kids. Her boys had brought out the ladder golf, a..
People You See in Cub Foods After Midnight and What They’re Buying
The entire family
“Kids, get dressed, it’s time to go to Cub. Your father’s been drinking. Hopefully he’ll stay in the car this time.” ..
Likely Careers for the World’s First Baby Named “Like”
Finally, an amorous, fertile couple took off the condom and put on their thinking caps and now the world has a bouncing new baby named L..
Questions for the Class of 2011
Will you be live tweeting the ceremony? #grad2k11, #PleaseDontTrip, #ZomgSoBoring
Do you really think those silly bandz look cool? ..
An Interview with the World’s Most Paranoid Pot Dealer
Tangy: Hi. Nice to meet you.
WMPPD: Hi. This is all off the record, ok?
Tangy: Well, some of it has to be on the record.
WMPPD: No. D..
Prison
God, Megan, I love my husband but if that sweet dumbshit tries to steal another tropical bird for me, I swear I’m packing my bags.
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An Open Letter to My Freckles
Hey, Guys, we’ve gotta talk.
The longer I look at you, the more mutant I feel. I can’t believe we’ve been together for nearly ..
Things Lindsay Lohan Will Do While Serving Her 4-Month Long Prison Sentence at Home
-Learn something practical, like how to make a prosthetic nose that she will one day be able to replace her birth nose with after she’..
Your 5-Year Plan
year one starts i don’t know some time this week
clip your toenails in a more gentle way and feel beautiful
spend some time foll..
Thank God no one’s stolen my Bob Seger penis sculpture
When I read that a Keith Urban hand sculpture had been stolen from outside the Urban Style salon in Eau Claire, I just clucked my tong..