“Oh, yikes!” **Ouchy/grimace face** “You, my friend, are sunburned.”
OMG! You noticed! Thank god! I mean, I laid outside at the pool li..
Published online in the Journal of Personality and Social Psychology, the study finds Millennials (born 1982-2000) more civically and poli..
8 a.m.: Wakes up and looks down between his legs, double checking that he has a peen and not a vagine. Phew. Says one Hail Mary for lo..
“I think I’m some huge expert so I’m going to fade all the songs out early and skip to the next ones.”
Many great dance songs are lik..
This contraceptive thing. My gosh, it’s so inexpensive. Ya know, back in my days they used to use Bayer Aspirin for contraceptives…
1. You sneen on casual Friday.
Sneening = sneakers and jeans. Sneening is an unnecessary evil visited on my workplace/our society t..
When I was an angsty youngster, mad at the world for making me black and smarter than everyone else, I had one consistent solace in my..
You probably drive a black SUV, rarely stop by scenic overloo..
When Rent came out on DVD, I survived a remarkable twenty minutes of what I thought was rock bottom for terrible musical theater. My o..
In hindsight, beating someone up on the playground because he was a “know-it-all” seems like a justifiable act.
I vividly recall ha..